开 到 荼 蘼
间歇性伤心
Zing 发表于 2009-01-13 23:37:26
快乐总是很容易被摧毁，一句话足矣
知道有可能要一个人这样坚持下去，心情顿时变得非常沮丧
工作量的增大其实不算什么，我知道自己根本不介意这些
我只想有人和我一样的处境，有人真正能感受到我的感受！
黑暗的想法。也许我应该为别人能脱离而高兴，但我做不到
不知道是哪里不一样，是背景，是性格，是巧合，还是什么
我只知道自己纠结于一个无解的问题中
眼泪不争气地出来了，流到汤里
默默地喝汤，默默地流泪
隐约觉得可能已经吓到旁边的人了
家门巨变咩？身患绝症咩？拍电影咩？
我觉得自己够坚强了，还能哭着搞笑，够可以了
毕竟的确没有什么不幸的事情发生
就像林问的：“那这件事对你有什么影响呢？”
——巨大的影响就是心情沮丧
那要是自己不闹心情沮丧呢？
——那就是没影响
ok, done
人要自个成全自个
既然是自己选择了这样的方式解决问题
自己选的就好好地走下去吧
“莫回头，骛直向前”
又一个周末
Zing 发表于 2009-01-12 00:49:29
周末似乎越来越好过了。
胡思乱想能被控制。
是好现象吗？
是慢慢挣脱，还是逐渐沉没？
希望做着没有被听见的盗铃者，没有被围观的皇帝，开开心心地结束这种日子。
又到圣诞
Zing 发表于 2008-12-22 00:02:41
放两首好玩的圣诞歌曲
JINGLE BELL - by Eminem
[Bob Rivers:]
Yo, yo
[Girl as Dina Rae:]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
铃儿响铃儿响
Jingling all the way
响在路途上
Oh what fun it is to ride
响在从底特律到东落珊几的路上
From Detroit to East L.A.
精神多欢畅
[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
Is this a white Christmas? Hell no, my man
这是圣诞节？见鬼不是，兄弟
I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men
我在雪地里血战，狂殴死胖子
You mean Santa, that boy's a bitch
你说那是圣诞老人，他简直贱到家
He caught my mom christmas eve he's even tryin' to give her kiss
他抓了我妈，居然在平安夜要亲我妈
Fo' real he's no joke, that guy don't play
说实话，他一点都不好玩
He tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleigh
他骑个马车都要比别人多几匹马
Laughing all the way, but he's not laughing today
一路都大笑，今天又不笑了
Jingle more than his bells, even the elves will pay
他比铃还闹，恶魔都服了
COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK'S A GONNER!
他平安夜来了，然后不见了
We'll be snacking on deer, EATIN' ? and doughnut
我们就在驯鹿上聚餐，吃点甜甜圈
Not a question of when, not even a maybe
别问什么时候，或者别的
Have a drunk Mrs. Clues
喝了点小酒，圣诞老太太说
Say they jingling baby Give a new meaning to HOHOHO Shake that ass girl, bump your booby in the snow
他们出来闹闹，然后给HOHOHO一个新意义（圣诞老人出现的时候就一天到晚HOHO的笑）
扭动你的屁股，在雪里抖动你的胸吧
－－－估计这一段是圣诞老太太酒后饶舌……
So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
当心点吧圣诞老公公开心的老头
We'll be strippin' that sleigh and leave you [in the] cold
我们要卸了你的马车，让你在这冻着
[Girl as Dina Rae:]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
铃儿响铃儿响
Jingling all the way
响在路途上
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a dropped old chevrolet, hey
开着辆报废雪弗莱
我们多欢畅(穷开心……)
JJingle Bells, Jingle Bells
铃儿响铃儿响
Jingling all the way
响在路途上
Oh what fun it is to ride
响在从底特律到东落珊几的路上
From Detroit to East L.A.
精神多欢畅
[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
玩玩驯鹿，哈哈哥们
Grab Rudolph's horns, see how far they bend
抓抓鲁道夫（驯鹿的名字）的角，看看它们都弯成什么样
When his nose turns red, his ass gets ?
它鼻子变红了，它屁股变？
Back out to the woods with his faggy elve friend
跟它的胖子同伙灰溜溜跑回森林
Oh, Santa Claus would enlist me last night
圣诞老人今晚要把我列入淘气小孩黑名单
In fact, could have me enlisted as naughty' twice
事实上，我可能要被列入两次
Not cuz' of the fight, or the Christmas gift hype,
不是因为打架，或是骗点圣诞礼物
Because of the nog, I left on his wife
因为我让他老婆醉酒了
It's time for old nick to move and retire
圣诞老人应该离职或者退休了(OLD NICK就是圣诞老人的昵称）
Or we roast his nuts on a big ass fire
要不然我们就把你搞疯
Yes I'm that bad, Yes, I'm that cruel
对阿，我就那么坏，哈我那么坏
I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude
我说，你屁股那么大，减渐肥吧，真的哥们
All the cookies in the mouth, simply quite sick
吃那么多饼干你都不腻啊
I mean, when's the last time you've seen your dick
我说，你上回站着能看见你蛋蛋那是什么时候了
I don't mean to throw a fit and I'm not one to bitch
我不是抽风也没那么贱
But every year I get underwear, socks, and shit
但是每年我都得到内衣，长统袜跟勒色
MERRY F*CKING CHRISTMAS - by South Park
I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...
"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate.
There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!
They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...
Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!
Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.
On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...
Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.
On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To Yooooouuuuu!
(Clapping)
Thank you Mr. hat
